Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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