so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
I'm just crazy horny about you
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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