that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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