so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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