How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
Randomize