so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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