do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
