Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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