"it" just moved
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
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