no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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