Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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