apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
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