TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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