my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
