guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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