A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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