the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
The best revenge is premature balding
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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