If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
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