I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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