I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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