somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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