found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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