I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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