i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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