stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
