she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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