I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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