This girl is more easily done than said...
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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