is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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