God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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