This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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