we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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