Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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