I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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