using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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