There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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