Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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