I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
