Dual....:-)
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
you would pick up someone in the library
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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