He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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