so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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