problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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