Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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