So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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