dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
My vagina just recognized that song.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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