Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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