I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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