Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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