He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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