she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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