laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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