Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
