More tranny stories later!
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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