We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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