You're a womanizer and a bitch.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
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