Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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