"it" just moved
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
Randomize
