she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I intend to get homeless drunk
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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